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Recently it has come to my attention that some less than honorable folks have been passing themselves off as Thor, God of Thunder. I would like to assure all of my fans that I am in fact the one and only Thor, God of Thunder. Anybody who says otherwise is a filthy lier.


About the getting of apples

2008-10-11 01:58:13 by Ushnor

I'm sure all of you have seen, loved, and voted 5 on my amazing flash masterpiece, Get That Apple 4.

However, some of you may be confused about being unable to find Get That Apple 1-3. Fear not, I well be uploading them to Newgrounds flash portal post-haste. I have no idea why they are gone from my movies list but I'll be sure to give an update when I find and punish those responsible.

I would also like to take this opportunity to tell my loyal fans that I've begun work on a Get That Apple table-top RPG. I've begun talking with Wizards of the Coast and they seem interested in publishing the rule book and producing the miniatures. Cross your fingers!


dickbutt

2008-02-26 00:29:19 by Ushnor

fart poop



I wonder why that is. I didn't really spend that much time on it yet it's really popular. How ironic!


I'm sailing away

2007-08-13 02:47:45 by Ushnor
Updated

set an open course for the virgin sea.
Cuz i've got to be free.
Free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board I'm the captain
So clime aboard
We'll search for tomarrow
on every shore

and I'll try
oooooh lord i'll try
to caaaarry on

I look to the sea
reflections in the way
stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it
can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder
where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the
world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and
see the lie

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be
falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say


Jack Black Gnome is Hot

2007-07-24 17:41:27 by Ushnor
Updated

I'D FUCKING HIT IT

LOOK AT THEM ABS AND THAT HAWT GREEN HAIR!!


FIRST POST

2007-07-18 04:31:06 by Ushnor
Updated

whoa, black betty (bam-A-lam)
whoa, black betty (bam-A-lam)
Black betty had a child (bam-A-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (bam-A-lam)