Contact Info / Websites

AIM
Ushnor

Recent Movie Reviews


House Of Haunted Clocks House Of Haunted Clocks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is a fabulous movie. My only concern is that some folks my confuse this creative work of fiction with reality and come to the false conclusion that patriotclock is Thor, God of Thunder and not me, ThorClock, God of Thunder.


People find this review helpful!

It's Still ClockDay For M It's Still ClockDay For M

Rated 5 / 5 stars

a pasterpeices



FloundersQuest4BodyPillow FloundersQuest4BodyPillow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My business has expanded a lot since I opened my first Jenkim Emporium in 09

5 stars because this story is 100% accurate to real life


People find this review helpful!

Recent Game Reviews


K.O.L.M. K.O.L.M.

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

that camera is terrible

man I know you were trying to be artistic or whatever but that fucking camera gave me a headache.



Hurry up bob!!! Hurry up bob!!!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

the controls are kind of stiff

the controls just dont feel right right. It's hard to control the guy. Bad controls is never acceptable in a modern platformer.

I really hope the bad controls wasn't your idea of adding difficulty to the game. See "meat boy" for how to do platformer difficulty right.


People find this review helpful!
fortunacus responds:

the control changed easier now


Support Group Support Group

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

that's one fucked up support group

what a bunch of assholes.

this game is boring and the characters are unlikeably, waste of time. why is this on the front page? did you fellate wade fulp?


Recent Audio Reviews


Piano Song. Piano Song.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I used your song in a flash

I like it a lot. Hope ya don't mind. :)



Baby Elephant Walk Hyper Mix Baby Elephant Walk Hyper Mix

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Remindes me of EarthBound

The music reminds me a bit of EarthBound. And also a few other SNES games. Great music in that game...