Ushnor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[a random clock day movie]

Damn it, you can't just do this. You can't just make a movie so good it invalidates all previous works of cinema. All my time and effort now... I might as well have just taken a shit because it would have as much relative artistic value when compared to this peak of artistry.

Scout-from-tfc responds:

Ikr

[New News-Clock Day 2023]

Oh dear god is this.... A ROUGH DRAFT? AAAAAAAH! DIE! *unsheaths katana* *teleports behind you* *cuts you in half* *shoots energy ball to destroy planet* *uncreates all of reality* *returns the divine essence of mankind's soulstuff trapped by the demiurge when he created the universe to harvest our psychic energy* *frees us from the eternal karmic circle of reincarnation*

heh, nothing personal, kid

Jooce responds:

very inspiring

[Clock]

hi hungry i'm dad

Little-Rena responds:

Hi dad I'm clock

[ICEBLOCK: KINGDOM OF THE FROZEN AISLE]

It's so sad that RobertClock and IceblockClock are both permanently dead. This is even worse than that time where nothing bad happened.

[Danish clock says happy clock day]

happy clock day and C! I mean A. I mean D. I mean B. Yeah that one.

PumbaBog responds:

Yeah that's definitely B.

Thx for the review, bravo!

[high-society art]

Literally flawless. This is the peak of all mankind's efforts.

[Clock Crew: The True History]

a good documentary but I feel like you understated the importance of StrawberryClock on this history of animation

FLOUNDERMANCLOCK responds:

Thank you I will try to add more StrawberryClock to my next StrawberryClock documentary about StrawberryClock

[On the Clock: Clock Day]

whoa, that was me! I was in the movie not once but... twice! Oh dear god! It was glorious

[Vuvu's ClockDay 2023 Celery]

VuvuzelaClock, small intestines clock, and funnel clock raise a good point.

[God On The Ceiling]

THE NEW YELLOW ROOM??? I MEAN PINK ROOM???