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    Damn it, you can't just do this. You can't just make a movie so good it invalidates all previous works of cinema. All my time and effort now... I might as well have just taken a shit because it would have as much relative artistic value when compared to this peak of artistry.

    Scout-from-tfc responds:

    Ikr

    hi hungry i'm dad

    Little-Radiodemon responds:

    Hi dad I'm clock

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    I can't find the score page. I know I got a perfect score but I want to print it so I can hang it in my office

    TotalEmulator responds:

    Yay correct score!

    Such artistry! Such craft! A tour de force! An example of mankinds inhumanity to mankind. This masterpiece of the art, Clock Crew Screensaver, has a lot to teach us about the fragility of the beliefs which we hold as self evident as the basis of our society. One such basic rule is the law of gravity; what goes up, must come down. This law is followed in this work of art, but in a way that exposes the limitation of mere human language in conveying the complexities of reality. The pixelated aesthetic serves well to underscore the underlying theme that permeates this entire production; the concept of the irreducible complexity of human experience. Just as language and concept are unable to fully express the complexities of our thoughts, mere drawings can never capture the truths of reality in all their glory. The hellish background brings to mind mythological and spiritual concepts, again rendered in bold blocks of color. Of course! These stunning irreducibilities are not limited only to the physical, but to the metaphysical, the mental, the ethereal, and the supernatural! This film has given me a lot to think about in the coming years. Kudos, fe3l1ngsk1lled!

    This is literally the greatest work of art ever produced by mankind. I believe it is no exaggeration to say that all of human achievement before this movie was created existed merely for the purpose of allowing for the creation this masterpiece. And, of course, all time after the creation of this movie exists only so that we might view it.

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    Move over Beethoven, Bob Dylan, and Tay Zonday. There's a new greatest composer of all time on the block!
    Truly, a stroke of genius. You genius stroked so hard I'm shocked you're still alive. Needless to say, I voted 5/5

    NitroOrient responds:

    Thank you so much man!!

    this is a pretty good, it definitely has that constant rise feeling

    I used your song in a flash

    I like it a lot. Hope ya don't mind. :)

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    Finally, we have a Crappy Portmanteau Universe Clock

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    Whoa mama! Awoooga! Homana homana homana *whistles* *dog panting noises*

    My plans are so deep and complex that even I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

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